It's a sweet sweet fantasy baby

Maricruz

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
*****
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
*****
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
*****
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
*****
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
*****
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

Being a parent isn’t a part time job that you do when you feel like it.

gemtothejam:

Hmmm. A lot of ppl failed to get this memo but I guess that ain’t none of my business tho. 😒🐸☕️

radpghfem:

phosphorescentt:

feministxprincess:

Please don’t ever try to learn how to rub a clit from porn.

I repeat, please don’t EVER try to learn how to rub a clit from porn.

porn clit rubbing looks like they’re trying to scrub burnt food off a frying pan

Please don’t ever try to learn how to do anything from porn

supsean:

tHE TABLES HAVE TURNED

nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

cokeflow:

you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets



1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 older »