It's a sweet sweet fantasy baby


if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

I need a nap and an orgasm. – An Ancient Proverb, probably  (via cskkrtvn)



SO you guys are telling me


In america, these things are …. a thing? like you have a place where kids go to see this???? giant robots that look like satan pissed them out??? and you eat there and kids play around these things???? and its a thing an actual thing it happens its normal….

wtf is wrong with you

There is a game that explains exactly what the fuck is wrong with us.






did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died

This post fucked me up.

It’s actually because you’re heart rate decreased so quickly that you’re brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.

i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE

I like the second one better. I want the alternate me to keep on keepin on shit.






When a group of dog rescuers arrived at the market to show the dogs available for adoption, somebody had left 12 puppies on the street – 8 of them were approximately 5 weeks old.

In shock, the rescuers didn’t know what to do. The group had recently canceled several adoption days at the market because of bad weather, so they were over their capacity with puppies still needing to be adopted out. Also, the abandoned puppies were so small that they needed to be fed every two hours, including at night.

That’s when a spayed stray dog approached, lay down beside the shoe box where the puppies were sleeping, and began caring for them.


She wouldn’t let anyone get near the babies.


Very carefully, the rescuers placed the puppies closer to her.


She began caressing them and offering the warmth of her belly to the newborns.


The maternal instinct kicked in and…


after a few hours, she had milk and was feeding the puppies.


The rescue group named her Vida, which means “life” in Portuguese.


I’m not crying, really…I just have a puppy in my eye…

animals are the best

anyone who thinks that animal life is worth less than a human life needs to rethink their life choice

omfg that is the best dog ever


my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

stop white girls who think murderous sociopaths are attractive

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